How to Calm down a Man when He's Angry? 如何讓憤怒的男人消氣？

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem? The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason, and it scares me."

The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or goes to bed and falls asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor, looking fresh and reborn.

The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"

The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.

如何讓憤怒的男人消氣？

一個婦女為了擔心她丈夫的壞脾氣去找醫生。醫生問：你有什麼問題？婦女說：我先生每天無緣無故地發脾氣，我好害怕。

醫生說：我有一個處方，每當妳先生即將生氣時，妳就拿一杯水，吸一些到嘴裡含著，但不要吞下去，直到他離開房間、或者去睡了為止。

兩星期後，婦女回到醫生處，看起來如再生般清爽。

婦女說：你的主意真是太好了，每次我先生要發脾氣時我就去吸水含著，他就馬上平靜下來啦！爲何一杯水能夠有此作用呢？

醫生說：水本身沒啥作用，它祇是能讓妳嘴巴閉起來。